if a boy ever hid behind the flowers he was trying to give me i would probably just squeeze his face and kiss him because hes so cute
reunited at last
are you serious i put on a banana suit and walked around Target for an hour for this
instead of reblogging pictures of OTPs and half naked women, have a heart and show some respect towards this mother being reunited with her children
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
are you ever a bit impressed by how completely wrong an argument manages to be
If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?
its a sin thats what it is
I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.
WHY DOES MY COUGH SYRUP TASTE LIKE PENCIL SHAVINGS GOD
Someone just asked how I know what pencil shavings tasted like
this one time i got a rotton egg one in the car and for some reason the windows were on child lock so i was sitting there banging on the window so i could spit it out it was a terrible experience. 0/10. do not recommend
fav person of the day
because actually helping people with cosplay emergencies!
literally the most important man at supanova this year
he gave me double sided tape
what a good human being
petition to have a designated Captain Patch-It at all cons from now on.
A real life hero :D
he’s a sewldier